However this does mean that after this holiday weekend I will become moody, depressed, overly tired and a borderline alcoholic (ok so I'm all ready borderline...) in order to successfully write some of my best stuff. Yes, I like to become the depressed artist stereotype in order to be as productive as possible. It means I must shut off the HGTV and Food Network in order to actually do something productive.
This also means my nights and showers will never be the same. For some strange reason I do my best thinking right as I'm about to fall asleep which causes me to fight sleeping and write down whatever brilliant idea I've thought up. I also do some incredible thinking in the shower. I'm sure this is common right? I mean at this point in my life a shower is so routine and mundane I must spice it up somehow.
Masturbation in the shower just isn't for me so what else can I possibly do to pass the time of standing there thoughtlessly washing myself? Well think of course! And since my memory is not nearly as good as it used to be this causes me to repeat over and over again whatever incredible idea I think up. Like yesterday I thought up the idea of making the main character be asked by his brother to be the Godfather of his son. Since I don't usually store a pen and paper in the shower I repeated this idea over and over again which really turned me into saying "Godfather! Godfather! Godfather!"so I'm sure the people I lived with thought I was in fact masturbating while thinking about Marlon Brando and while a young Marlon Brando might have filled my fantasies once or twice I was in fact NOT masturbating at all.
Is it wrong for me to talk about masturbating so openly? I mean most women won't even discuss it with each other let alone on the internet. Any woman who says they don't masturbate is lying. Granted it might not be nearly as much as our male counterparts but I guarantee she has had her fair share of solo fun. I guess this is another topic for another day...
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