WWKPD?

I'm trying to be productive. My bank account is suffering greatly since I still have no source of income and have yet to resort to selling drugs or my body. I spend most of my time on Craigslist fighting my way through countless ads of people selling drugs and their bodies to find a job that might actually be willing to hire me. I've had some interviews and am waiting to hear back from three potential companies ranging from a talent agency to a small production house all the way up to Paramount Pictures.

You see wonderful studios like Paramount (which made one of my favorite movies, There Will Be Blood), and NBC Universal hire young, energetic, recent college graduates to shape and mold in their page program. You may be familiar with the world's most famous page (and my hero/boyfriend) Kenneth Parcell.

He's dreamy, I know. Kenneth is one of the wonderful characters from a little show called "30 Rock", which if you don't watch well you're lame, very lame. Kenneth's tasks vary from tour guide to coffee getter to helping Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey when they are in some disastrous crisis they are having trouble climbing out of. Though my position as a page would not be nearly as glamorous as Kenneth's, it could certainly lead to a lot of good things in years to come.

Last week I interviewed for Paramount's page program. I have no clue if I got it and for the first time in a long time am being a pessimist. But to be honest there were a lot of candidates and the decision is one I'm glad I don't have to make. Either way this interview has inspired me to look into other similar programs with hopes of one of them being the launch pad for my career. With Paramount 75% of their pages go on to work for them in some capacity or another after their time in the program.

However, I'm closely reaching the point that a job is a job. This is something I'm dreading but I can't sleep on a friend's couch forever and my bank account can not continue to take this abuse, or lack there off since you have to have money to spend it.

But with wondering if I should just get any old job or a job in my chosen field I'm left wondering: What Would Kenneth Parcell Do?

50 Things I Fucking Love

So my dad found this similar blog on my myspace and had a fit cause I said FUCKING in it...
Well in honor of my dad (really I do love you dad and if you google me again I might just have to fucking hurt you...) I'm going to do it again...and cause I'm bored and do not have a job but more on that later...
Ready.
Set.
Go.

1.) Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice
2.) HGTV
3.) The sun
4.) SoCal weather
5.) Surfers
6.) The Boston Celtics beating the Lakers right when I move to LA
7.) Street hockey
8.) grilled cheese sandwiches
9.) limewire
10.) Gatorade's Tiger Quiet Storm

11.) My portable dvd player
12.) The Boston Red Sox
13.) The song American Boy by Estelle featuring Kanye West
14.) The fact that George W Bush will no longer be our president in about 6 months time
15.) My blackberry
16.) New York City
17.) Steve Carell
18.) Road Trips
19.) http://twitter.com/BrittanyDyer
20.) The PedEgg

21.) The Screenwriter's Bible
22.) Strawberry salad
23.) Sean Kingston
24.) Smartone Meals
25.) Bud Light Smoothies
26.) My car
27.) Kids in the Way
28.) The bumper sticker application on Facebook
29.) Reuniting with the London peoples
30.) IN N OUT Burger

31.) Las Vegas
32.) Discount stores like TJ Maxx and Marshalls
33.) flipflops
34.) Craigslist Free section
35.) my ipod
36.) NBC Studios Tour in NYC
37.) Barack Obama
38.) Two and a Half Men
39.) Mars
40.) John and Kate Plus 8

41.) Pedicures
42.) Buffalo Wild Wings
43.) My new slip on converse
44.) Strongbow
45.) Boston, MA
46.) The Office cast signing on for 3 more season
47.) Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
48.) Myspace surveys as a form of procrastination
49.) Utah
50.) James Gunn's IFTA keynote speech as read here


And that's that. I shall return.